I get peeved when people ask me to draw them a tattoo design, only because it would mean that later on in life (assuming that they’ll grow tired of it) they’ll regret my artwork being plastered on their body. To be honest, that would be a terrible feeling. It’s also annoying because nobody has ever paid me, treated me out to anything, nothing. Although I don’t ask for much, it’s common courtesy for simple repayment. I don’t take time out of drawing people shit for them to say ‘thanks’ and leave it at that.

I’m contemplating this: The next time someone asks me to draw them a tattoo design, I’ll somehow subliminally hide a dick shape in there, or a secret message that spells out something offensive. It’ll be so subtle, and I would point out the hidden ‘neat’ things to everybody but the person who got the tattoo.

Damn. I’m evil.